Johnny Appleweed, Hulu, and The Johnny Weedseed Project
First off, if any of you use Hulu and have seen the film called Johnny Appleweed on there, do your self a favor, don’t watch it. It’s utter shit. Seriously. I like movies in spite of bad acting, bad writing, and bad production values.
For example? I own a copy of a film called The Unnameable 2 which is, frankly, a terrible bastardiztion of HP Lovecraft’s fiction. However, despite the bad acting, writing, and terrible production values, I still like the movie because I’m so fond of the source material on which it is based. The fact that the “source material” for this piece of shit Johnny Appleweed movie is essentially the same idea that gave birth to the Johnny Weedseed Project means, in theory, I should be somewhat benevolent towards this movie, and I’m not.
It sucks. Don’t watch it. HOWEVER! It is not all bad. My attempt to turn this into an internet movement may have been 10 years delayed, but it seems that now IS the time for this idea to become reality. Bad movies are being made, a few other websites are popping up, and Healthy, being the tech genius of the two of us, has brought it to my attention that we’ve had a few people wander onto the site curtousy of google searches and the Johnny Weedseed Project.
Welcome to any and all wishing to embrace the idea of legalization through proliferation. Please, go out, plant your seeds. Encourage your friends and dealers to join in. We can do this. Now, I’m going to retreat to my cave so I can resume my research on fatty acids and how THC bonds to them. If any of you are bio-chem majors and want to help enlighten me, feel free to drop Healthy or I a line.
Adieu mon amis!
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I was in the restroom about 20 minutes ago and had this same Idea for about the 5th time in my life. I’m in a great position to do this considering I’m in all the places lawnmowers don’t go, courtesy of my profession. I’m currently doing this as are my friends, but it’s important to note that if lawnmowers go there regularly it is more difficult to get this to work. You must search for untended areas were foot traffic is light and discerning eyes aren’t in number.