As you can probably tell, I am a pop culture junkie, hence the homage to the Colbert Report.  Obviously I’m going to go ahead and weigh in on that whole “Michael Phelps smoking pot photo” brouhaha that has everybody talking.

Well Mr Phelps, we here at the HealthyToker are not going to give you a hard time about toking.  As a matter of fact, we’ll “tip our hats” to you for it.  After all, we believe in it, it’s all natural, its a good time, and sadly you could have been doing keg stands and it would have garnered less attention thanks to the USA’s ass backwards drug policies.

However, Mr Phelps, a “wag of the finger” from us here at HealthyToker for using a bong.  Your lungs, the ones that have won you like, what a dozen gold medals (14, but who’s counting?) between 2 olympic competitions?  Those pink babies are priceless.  Worth more than their weight in platinum and there you are mucking them up with, ugh, smoke.  Next time Michael do your self a favor, use a vaporizer.  Or better yet, get together with some friends and bake some.  I’m sure you swim enough laps to sweat off the butter, and what’s more?  You wouldn’t have lost a Kellog’s sponsorship over a photo of you eating a brownie.

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